"I said 'Bless You.'"
He started laughing hysterically.
I'm very confused at this point. "What? It's to early to be laughing at me and I don't even know why!"
He caught his breath just enough to answer "That was a fart!" Before laughing his head off again!
It's usually two or three hours later when I think of my good come back lines, but this morning I was on... "Well then bless the rest of us who have to smell that!"
Great to start the day off laughing :)